Im Not a Player I Just Crush a Lot Napkins – Funny Vintage Christmas Party Napkins

The nutcracker has something to say. I'm Not a Player I Just Crush a Lot cocktail napkins bring an unexpected joke to a familiar Christmas design.

These foil-stamped napkins are for holiday hosts, nutcracker collectors with a sense of humor, and friends planning a playful Friendsmas evening. Use them as beverage napkins for Christmas cocktails or with appetizers and cookies. They also make a small hostess gift for the person whose holiday decorations always include a nutcracker or two.

Foil-stamped cocktail napkin details

• 5 × 5 inches folded, sized for drinks, appetizers, and small desserts.
• 3-ply paper with real foil pressed onto the napkin, not a printed imitation.
• Choose your napkin color and foil color from the available options.
• Packs of 20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 150, or 200 napkins.
• Made in the USA.

How many should I order?

Plan on 2–3 beverage napkins per guest. For 30 guests, choose 60 for two each or 100 for three each with a few spares. Select your pack size, napkin color, and foil color before adding to your cart. The pictured wording is fixed; color choices do not change the design or add names and dates.

Planning a larger gathering? Contact us for a bulk quote.

Bring the party together

Coordinate your table with holiday party collection.

Shipping

Ships within one business day from Brighton, Michigan, excluding weekends and holidays. Delivery time depends on the shipping option you choose at checkout. US orders of $50 or more qualify for free Economy shipping.