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I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
Ships within 1 business day from Michigan (excluding weekends and holidays). Free US Economy shipping on orders $50+. Delivery time depends on the shipping option selected at checkout.
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The Thanksgiving menu isn't the only thing getting a reaction. I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy cocktail napkins bring adult humor to a Friendsgiving host's holiday table.
Set these foil-stamped beverage napkins beside the drinks, pass them with appetizers, or bring them as a cheeky hostess gift. The wording suits an adults' Thanksgiving gathering where food jokes are part of the fun, with a stack ready for the dessert round.
Foil-stamped cocktail napkin details
- 5 × 5 inches folded, sized for drinks, appetizers, and small desserts.
- 3-ply paper with real foil pressed onto the napkin, not a printed imitation.
- Choose your napkin color and foil color from the available options.
- Packs of 20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 150, or 200 napkins.
- Made in the USA.
How many should I order?
Plan on 2–3 beverage napkins per guest. For 30 guests, choose 60 for two each or 100 for three each with a few spares. Select your pack size, napkin color, and foil color before adding to your cart. The pictured wording is fixed; color choices do not change the design or add names and dates.
Planning a larger gathering? Contact us for a bulk quote.
Bring the party together
Coordinate your table with holiday party collection.
Shipping
Ships within one business day from Brighton, Michigan, excluding weekends and holidays. Delivery time depends on the shipping option you choose at checkout. US orders of $50 or more qualify for free Economy shipping.
The napkins arrived on time and the quality was great. They are so cute, can’t wait to use them on Thanksgiving!
These were a hit. So cute and funny. Definitely getting some Christmas ones.
These are just to funny! I cannot wait to show these for the holidays.
The napkins look great and everyone loved them at my Friendsgiving!
A total hit for family Thanksgiving! Fun, fun!
Exceeded expectations! Thank you!!
Great! Fast, good quality and all my friends loved them
The napkins are very well made and great quality. The design on them is also really good and not faded. Everyone at our Friendsgiving loved them, highly recommend.
Adorable product - I am glad I purchased
So cute and fast shipping
So cute and unique! Love them! Excited for friends to see them!
Wonderful seller! Item came just as described and came quick!
Very fun gift for my husband who is obsessed with Thanksgiving!
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
used these at a friendsgiving, everyone loved them!
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Excited to use these for our Friendsgiving coming up!
Great quality. Thank you so much
perfect for what I needed
Excellent quality, my friends loved it at Friendsgiving!
These cracked up everyone at our Thanksgiving table, all in all a hit!
I got a ton of compliments on these. They added a great touch of humor to our Friendsgiving. Sturdy napkin and great quality.
So cute and family got a good laugh.
Silly cocktail napkins for thanksgiving! We enjoyed the chuckles :)
These gave people a good laugh and they were quality paper cocktail napkins. What more could you want?
Great napkins, I would buy again
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
Love these napkins! Super fast shipping.
napkins are great for Friendsgiving and arrived very quickly!
These napkins crack me up! I can’t wait to use them Thanksgiving day
So cute for the holidays !