White Rabbits Design
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
Ships within 1 business day from Michigan (excluding weekends and holidays). Free US Economy shipping on orders $50+. Delivery time depends on the shipping option selected at checkout.
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I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy cocktail napkins — bold, cheeky Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving party napkins with hot foil stamping on premium 3-ply paper. For everyone at the table who knows exactly what they’re thankful for.
These napkins are hot foil-stamped on thick, absorbent 3-ply paper that holds up through the whole feast and photographs beautifully at every table setup.
✨ NAPKIN DETAILS
• 5x5 inch premium 3-ply cocktail napkins
• Hot foil-stamped — available in gold, silver, and more
• Sets of 20, 40, 60, 80, 100, 150, or 200
• Made in the USA
• Perfect for holiday bars, dessert tables, and Thanksgiving spreads
🎉 PERFECT FOR
• Funny Thanksgiving cocktail napkins and Friendsgiving party supplies
• Thick and Juicy turkey humor beverage napkins and Thanksgiving decor
• Holiday bar accessories and cheeky Thanksgiving table decor
• Hostess gift napkins and holiday entertaining accessories
• Office Thanksgiving party napkins and cocktail party decor
🥂 BUNDLE & SAVE — FREE US SHIPPING ON ORDERS OF $50 OR MORE
Explore our holiday party collection to complete your celebration. Orders of $50 or more qualify for free US Economy shipping—no code needed.
📦 Orders ship within one business day from Brighton, Michigan, excluding weekends and holidays. Delivery time depends on your shipping option at checkout.
❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What foil colors are available?
Gold, silver, and more — select your foil color on this product page before adding to your cart.
What size are the napkins?
5x5 inches folded — perfect for drinks and appetizers.
How many do I need?
Plan on 2–3 napkins per guest. For 20 guests, a set of 40–60 is ideal.
Can I order a custom quantity?
Yes — sets of 20 through 200 available. Need even more? Message us for a bulk quote.
The napkins arrived on time and the quality was great. They are so cute, can’t wait to use them on Thanksgiving!
These were a hit. So cute and funny. Definitely getting some Christmas ones.
These are just to funny! I cannot wait to show these for the holidays.
The napkins look great and everyone loved them at my Friendsgiving!
A total hit for family Thanksgiving! Fun, fun!
Exceeded expectations! Thank you!!
Great! Fast, good quality and all my friends loved them
The napkins are very well made and great quality. The design on them is also really good and not faded. Everyone at our Friendsgiving loved them, highly recommend.
Adorable product - I am glad I purchased
So cute and fast shipping
So cute and unique! Love them! Excited for friends to see them!
Wonderful seller! Item came just as described and came quick!
Very fun gift for my husband who is obsessed with Thanksgiving!
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
used these at a friendsgiving, everyone loved them!
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Excited to use these for our Friendsgiving coming up!
Great quality. Thank you so much
perfect for what I needed
Excellent quality, my friends loved it at Friendsgiving!
These cracked up everyone at our Thanksgiving table, all in all a hit!
I got a ton of compliments on these. They added a great touch of humor to our Friendsgiving. Sturdy napkin and great quality.
So cute and family got a good laugh.
Silly cocktail napkins for thanksgiving! We enjoyed the chuckles :)
These gave people a good laugh and they were quality paper cocktail napkins. What more could you want?
Great napkins, I would buy again
I Want 'Em Real Thick and Juicy Cocktail Napkins – Funny Thanksgiving Napkins
Love these napkins! Super fast shipping.
napkins are great for Friendsgiving and arrived very quickly!
These napkins crack me up! I can’t wait to use them Thanksgiving day
So cute for the holidays !